Love Multiplication Visit - Video Transcript Continued ... [17/6/2006]

Continued ...

“Now I have a little request. We were just mentioning a bit about your singing – how you sing very nicely. Is it possible for you to sing one or two lines right now for our e-news audience?”

Raymond: “Singing? I don’t want to!”

“You do! You’re so good! Just two lines – that’s enough.”

Raymond: “Mmm … two lines. What should I sing? (Insert Realise lyrics) Then the next line I have forgotten.” (Laughs)

“After hearing Raymond’s singing I can’t help it but say, ‘I do’.”

Raymond looks pretty embarrassed …

“…Want to listen again!”

And Raymond looks even more embarrassed …

“What were you thinking of?”

Raymond: “I wasn’t! Nothing!” (She laughs) “I wasn’t thinking of anything.”

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“Apparently Tammy Chen is very good at telling cold jokes, let us ask first. Hey” (to Tammy) “apparently you’re very good at telling cold jokes, is that right?”

Tammy: “I don’t tell cold jokes.”

“You don’t?”

Tammy: “I would only tell funny jokes.”

“Okay. Tell one right now and see if I would laugh. Wait, wait, wait! This pose makes me look like a guy.” (Acts like a guy) “Okay, tell us.”

Tammy: “There was a shooting competition, and then there was a male who was shooting. There stood a person and one his head was an apple. Then the person was getting ready – and shot! He got the apple and then went “I’m Hou Yi” and everyone clapped. Then the next person appeared and he got ready – then shot! And he shot the apple as well. Then this second person went, ‘I’m Cupid!’ and everyone clapped. And then the third person got ready and shot! But he shot the person’s face, and he went, ‘I, I’m sorry.’” (Tammy and the host laugh) “Is it funny? Everyone cracked up laughing?”

“You really are suitable to tell … tell cold jokes. Because even though this … it’s okay, not bad, it’s very funny.”

But then Tammy has to go off to film …

“Cut again. We’ve always been cut off. This trip to China is called the Cut-Off Trip.”

Later …

Our host is sitting by a step somewhere playing with a PSP.

“It’s already seven o’clock! I’ve waited from one till now and Raymond still hasn’t proposed to Tammy yet! My racing car has driven from Shanghai all the way to the South China Sea Ukraine!” (Gets back to her PSP car game)

“Because it’s very rare to meet you two in Shanghai” (she is now standing with Tammy and Raymond) “e-news has a very important question to ask! Before we ask we need to change our outfits, so can the two of you take a jump with me first? Go!” (Tammy, host and Raymond jump into the air and land again, with the host in different clothes – she looks like a lab scientist and she’s holding a folder.) “Okay! Let’s start now! What is the question I have to ask you guys? Please answer truthfully, all right?” (She drops a pen and Raymond picks it up for her) “The pen isn’t important – only truthful answers are! Are you willing, Raymond?”

Raymond: “I’ll try.”

“Can you?” (to Tammy)

Tammy: “I …”

“Will try. The first question.” (Opens her folder) “Do you think Li Wei is better good-looking or is Raymond Lam better-looking?”

Tammy: “They both have their good sides.”

“The official saying! Do you know Raymond Lam?” (Shakes head – she said the wrong name) “Do you know –”

Raymond: “Of course I know; I’ve seen him before.”

“Really?”

Raymond: “Mm!”

“Then who do you think is more handsome?”

Raymond: “I’ve performed with him onstage before.”

“So therefore you know …”

Raymond: “Oh. I … think ... at the moment the network is pretty developed.”

“So you think?”

Raymond: “There’s still a lot of entertainment news that I keep an eye on.”

“Shy!” (To Tammy) “Okay, may I ask, how many times do you go to the toilet in one day?”
Raymond: “One day?”

“Mmm.”

Raymond: “Is this even relevant?”

“ ‘Big stars, Small Questions.’ Even if it’s a small question you still have to answer.”

Raymond: “Oh. One day? Mmm … Four times, I think.” (Caption: Serious)

“Big more often, or little?”

Raymond: “Huh? Mmm … Little, of course.”

Host puts microphone to Tammy.

Tammy: “Minimum of six times, a maximum of eight times.” (Caption: Too serious)

“So you really counted?”

Tammy: “Huh?”

“You really were counting seriously!”

Tammy: “Roughly … just roughly counted. Should be that.”

“Have you ever had problems going to the toilet because of your costume – gotten it dirty?”

Raymond laughs.

Tammy: “Yes … I’ve dropped it before.”

“Dropped what?”

Tammy: “It was … the dresses were very hard to put on and then if you don’t hold it properly it’ll fall down.”

“So it was all soaked?”

Tammy: “And then I stepped back and saw that piece of fabric and I stared at it for a long time. And then I picked it up and I wanted to go and ask someone what I should do.”

“Very disgusting!”

Tammy: “We didn’t use that fabric again!”

“Oh, and I thought you guys just washed it clean and then it turned – ”

Raymond: “That’s not too bad. I’ve heard before that there was this actor – it definitely wasn’t me, and he was filming a Qing dynasty series and you know how they have a plait?”

“Yes.”

Raymond nods, trying not to laugh.

Raymond: “Mmm. You understand?”

“Mmm! It’s just when what originally used to be a black plait turns into a brown colour when you pick it up. Okay – ”

Raymond: “And you don’t even know.”

Everyone laughs.

Tammy: “Did someone tell him?”

Raymond: “He only found out when he got back to the filming location.”

“Especially when you have to film those spinning head scenes.”

Raymond laughs.

“Okay! Now may I ask, when you’re filming a kissing scene would you put your tongue in because you couldn’t help it?”

Raymond: “At the moment I haven’t yet had this reaction.”

“So if you look at Tammy you wouldn’t you wouldn’t have this reaction either?”

Raymond: “Today was only our first day of filming.”

“Do you want him to react like that?” (To Tammy)

Tammy: “Well, if he reacts like that on the first day then it’s rather weird.”

“This is called love at first sight. Okay, may I ask, when your boyfriend is proposing to you and he puts on a ring for you, will you let him put it all the way on?”

Tammy: “Hmm?”

Raymond: “Huh?”

Tammy: “Why shouldn’t he put it all the way on?”

“Because putting it all the way on would mean he would be dominating you for the rest of his life. If he puts it on half-way then he wouldn’t be so strict.”

Tammy: “Really? Then, about here would be good.” (And it’s only a quarter down her finger)

“Then it’d fall. What was the thing that angered you the most?”

Tammy: “Er, there was one time – I’d already forgotten it but I just asked her –”

“The rather hatred-remembering assistant.”

Tammy laughs: “He remembered it very clearly. There was this one time when I had to film a wire scene and so they gave it to me and we went to a very secretive place to change. And then I had put the whole thing on and I’d put my costume back on and found that everyone had gone! Because they suddenly decided not to film that scene.”

“No one told you?”

Tammy: “Everyone had forgotten that I had gone to put on the wire and they didn’t see me on the set and they thought that I’d left already and then they were like, hey, okay and they all left. And then when I’d finished dressing and came out I found that there wasn’t a single person on the set and because starting is faster than packing … um, packing is faster than starting –”

Raymond is nodding his head.

Tammy: “It’s a lot faster. And when I came out there wasn’t even a car left. And it was a very big square and there wasn’t a single person.”

“Is everyone able to imagine that scene? It’s when the actress is all dressed up, comes out and finds that this whole place is empty.”

Tammy: “It’s – ”

Raymond: “Did it take you three hours to change?”

Tammy: “Because I had to put on the wire and the costume! And then because the wire is very big and so I tried to make my waist visible.” (Laughs) “And then when I walked out there wasn’t a single person.”

“And finally, we have to examine this and tell everyone that after you get these stickers it means that Raymond and Tammy are both healthy.” (Sticks on one Raymond and Tammy) “And I hope that your filming here in Mainland is smooth, successful and happy.”

Raymond: “Thank you!” (Bows)

Tammy: “Thank you!” (Bows as well)

“Accomplished! Come on, jump with me, one two three.” (All jumps) “This time was just a prank!” (Raymond peels off his sticker and sticks it on her forehead. Tammy sticks hers on her nose but it falls off.”

Director’s cam! We see two people talking.

“They’re arguing! Very scary! They’re a couple arguing!”

Later …

Tammy: “Now we have to enter ‘Big Stars, Small Questions.’ We have to change, one, two, three.”

The host jumps.

Tammy points at her and laughs.

“You’re so mean!”

Later …

The host is walking away singing sadly.

“I waited so long – even my flower has come off! They cancelled the proposal scene! So I have to go home. It’s all her fault, it’s all her fault!” (She sees Tammy’s back and points at her)

Tammy turns around.

“Why was the proposal scene cancelled?”

Tammy: “Because the director thought that this scene should be acted out very well – there’s a lot of shots and so you have to move to a lot of places.”

“Excuses, excuses!”

Tammy: “Not talking!” (Turns and heads down the stairs – the host follows her)

End of transcript.